I discovered this myself, so its super easy and super processed but absolutely delicious.
1 8oz pack cream cheese
12 oz bacon (cooked and crumbled)
1 small can green chilis
2 packs of crescent rolls (i used regular but garlic would be amazing on these)
preheat oven to 350
Soften cream cheese and mix with bacon and green chilis.
roll out the crescent rolls and cut them in half lengthwise (you'll have even longer triangles) Put about a tablespoon of the cheese mixture on the bigger part of the triangle and roll up. Place with the points downward and cook for 10-12 minutes.
do NOT cook them while you're home alone and have nobody else around to help you eat them