Janet...I'm glad I swallowed my water before reading your post. I would've spit it all over the computer. That was hysterical !
My dd12 doesn't like to eat meat. She'll eat cheese , milk and other products...but not meat itself. When I pointed out her beloved Wendy's chicken nuggets were indeed chicken...she said "let's face it mom , it's fast food. There probably isn't any chicken in it."